Fruit & Vegetable Texture Ratings
I have rated fruits and vegetables by their texture and not their taste.
Apple- 8 when it's good and crunchy. 3 when it's not. Crunch is very important in an apple.
Avocado- 9 when it's perfectly ripe. 0 at all other times. Weird texture if you're not expecting it.
Asparagus- 3 because it's a bit stringy/chewy.
Banana- 0. Awful texture. Weird and mushy except there's strings? Terrible idea.
Blueberry- 2. Would taste like eyeballs if it was bigger. Sometimes skin is weird combo with insides.
Bean (green)- 7 when it's a good size, 1 if it's too big. Then it gets too chewy and the skin is too tough.
Broccoli- 7 for top, 2 for little trunk thing. Not great raw.
Cucumber- 8 when it's small enough. Large cucumbers have the same problem as beans, except the seeds get gross too.
Cauliflower- 3? kinda like broccoli except sort of reminds me of flour.
Clementine- 9 when you peel the little skin off the pieces. 7 when you don't. Clementine texture is great.
Celery- 8! Love the crunch, hate the strings, but the crunch is So Good so it's okay.
Cabbage- 6. Decent crunch, kinda fun to pull apart.
Carrot- 7 for crunch. 1 if too big, because then it hurts.
Cantaloupe- 6. Sometimes too soft. Rind is kinda weird.
Eggplant- 1. Weird and too mushy.
Grapefruit- 4. Bad orange.
Grape- 0. Feels like eyeball.
Lemon- 7. I don't like the stringy bits but the rest is amazing.
Lettuce- 7. Could be more crunchy, but really enjoyable to eat the whole head.
Lime- 7. Same as lemon.
Mango- 9. Same situation as avocado.
Orange- 8. Same as lemon, except bigger and slightly softer.
Pepper- 10. Perfect crunch. Perfect snap. Good whole or in pieces. Feels a tiny bit like flesh, but not terribly?
Pea- 3. Overrated. Snap is okay, but inside feels weird and shell is eh.
Peach- 6. Too juicy. Fur is weird, feels a little bit too much like flesh. Pit is not at all enjoyable.
Plum- 7. Like peach, except without weird fur problem.
Potato- 4. Crunchy when raw, soft when cooked. Needs too much work to get it to soft stage though.
Radish- 7 for crunch. Basically circular carrot.
Watermelon- 2. Grainy. Too juicy. Rind.
Apple- 8 when it's good and crunchy. 3 when it's not. Crunch is very important in an apple.
Avocado- 9 when it's perfectly ripe. 0 at all other times. Weird texture if you're not expecting it.
Asparagus- 3 because it's a bit stringy/chewy.
Banana- 0. Awful texture. Weird and mushy except there's strings? Terrible idea.
Blueberry- 2. Would taste like eyeballs if it was bigger. Sometimes skin is weird combo with insides.
Bean (green)- 7 when it's a good size, 1 if it's too big. Then it gets too chewy and the skin is too tough.
Broccoli- 7 for top, 2 for little trunk thing. Not great raw.
Cucumber- 8 when it's small enough. Large cucumbers have the same problem as beans, except the seeds get gross too.
Cauliflower- 3? kinda like broccoli except sort of reminds me of flour.
Clementine- 9 when you peel the little skin off the pieces. 7 when you don't. Clementine texture is great.
Celery- 8! Love the crunch, hate the strings, but the crunch is So Good so it's okay.
Cabbage- 6. Decent crunch, kinda fun to pull apart.
Carrot- 7 for crunch. 1 if too big, because then it hurts.
Cantaloupe- 6. Sometimes too soft. Rind is kinda weird.
Eggplant- 1. Weird and too mushy.
Grapefruit- 4. Bad orange.
Grape- 0. Feels like eyeball.
Lemon- 7. I don't like the stringy bits but the rest is amazing.
Lettuce- 7. Could be more crunchy, but really enjoyable to eat the whole head.
Lime- 7. Same as lemon.
Mango- 9. Same situation as avocado.
Orange- 8. Same as lemon, except bigger and slightly softer.
Pepper- 10. Perfect crunch. Perfect snap. Good whole or in pieces. Feels a tiny bit like flesh, but not terribly?
Pea- 3. Overrated. Snap is okay, but inside feels weird and shell is eh.
Peach- 6. Too juicy. Fur is weird, feels a little bit too much like flesh. Pit is not at all enjoyable.
Plum- 7. Like peach, except without weird fur problem.
Potato- 4. Crunchy when raw, soft when cooked. Needs too much work to get it to soft stage though.
Radish- 7 for crunch. Basically circular carrot.
Watermelon- 2. Grainy. Too juicy. Rind.
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