Things You Should (Debatably) Hit With A Stick


The title uses Should and not Can because lots of things can be hit with sticks, but I do not support hitting your cat with a stick. Please note that it is Should as in "nothing will go wrong, probably" and not as in "hitting these things with sticks will be great so you should do it". I say Debatably because some people might disagree with some of these. I can understand why. Please keep in mind that the hit-able-ness of some of these items will depend on the size of the stick and might only be good in certain circumstances. 
  • Pinatas
  • Baseballs
  • Trees, if you're angry
  • Tennis Balls
  • Wiffle Balls
  • Rocks?
  • Bugs, but only the bad ones.
  • Spider webs if they're in your way
  • Your siblings, gently, and only if it's part of a game and they can hit you back. GENTLY.
  • The ground
  • Snow
  • Snowballs
  • Strangers, but only in very, veRY, SPECIFIC circumstances
  • Hockey pucks?
  • Dead birds, but very gently, and only to move them to a better location. Does not apply to pets.
  • Same thing for dead squirrels and other small dead rodents. Does not apply to pets.
  • Leaves
  • Japanese Knotweed. Hitting Japanese Knotweed with a stick won't actually harm it, so do something more productive to it after you've finished smacking it aggressively.
  • Slugs
  • Balloons
  • Water balloons
  • Potatoes
  • Golf balls
  • Cardboard boxes
  • Rotting fruit, in a spot where it can rot comfortably.

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