Things You Should (Debatably) Hit With A Stick
The title uses Should and not Can because lots of things can be hit with sticks, but I do not support hitting your cat with a stick. Please note that it is Should as in "nothing will go wrong, probably" and not as in "hitting these things with sticks will be great so you should do it". I say Debatably because some people might disagree with some of these. I can understand why. Please keep in mind that the hit-able-ness of some of these items will depend on the size of the stick and might only be good in certain circumstances.
- Pinatas
- Baseballs
- Trees, if you're angry
- Tennis Balls
- Wiffle Balls
- Rocks?
- Bugs, but only the bad ones.
- Spider webs if they're in your way
- Your siblings, gently, and only if it's part of a game and they can hit you back. GENTLY.
- The ground
- Snow
- Snowballs
- Strangers, but only in very, veRY, SPECIFIC circumstances
- Hockey pucks?
- Dead birds, but very gently, and only to move them to a better location. Does not apply to pets.
- Same thing for dead squirrels and other small dead rodents. Does not apply to pets.
- Leaves
- Japanese Knotweed. Hitting Japanese Knotweed with a stick won't actually harm it, so do something more productive to it after you've finished smacking it aggressively.
- Slugs
- Balloons
- Water balloons
- Potatoes
- Golf balls
- Cardboard boxes
- Rotting fruit, in a spot where it can rot comfortably.
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